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Cadmus - Julian - Augustus - What is it?
This man can’t commit to an identity, let alone a relationship. If one, however, should somehow find themself in one with him anyways, you might have to just deal with not knowing anything about him. No. Not even his zodiac sign. Sorry. To quote a recent pop song: “If it’s love, do you really need to know the name of your terrorist boyfriend?”
When asked if he believed in love at first sight, the interviewee looked at the reporter with suspicion and said: “You mean lust?” Which we at
EFA.ExitingFucksAwait.the-official-unofficial-fan-site.Ilomar.com have taken to mean: no.
We also asked him to describe his ideal partner in three words: “Hard to kill?” By which he is possibly referring to the unfortunate statistic showing an increase in hate crimes directed at nachons and their friends and families.

This was it from the weekly portrait of the eligible bachelors of the EFA!
(Remember: We do not take legal responsibility for any harm that might befall you, if you decide to seek out one of our bachelors.)

Dominic Windsor – Better known as the smoking hot leader of the EFA.

A lawless criminal or revolutionary icon? The question that seems to divide a generation! After countless polls and discussion on what is sexier, we, at EFA.ExitingFucksAwait.the-official-unofficial-fan-site.Ilomar.com have finally concluded: Does it really matter? This perfectly sculpted piece of mea–man– is sure to take your breath away! Literally! When he doesn’t fight against the unjust system with an admirable passion, he is said to box. Quite the catch – we know you are all thinking. But you have to be quick! It breaks our hearts to disappoint you dear readers, but rumour has it that someone else has their eye on our eligible bachelor. Will it end with the bonds of matrimony or state imprisonment? How much longer will he be eligible? Only time and the ineptitude of the Godia will tell!

Do not despair – we will keep you updated

(As always: We are not responsible in any legal way for any harm that might befall you, should you decide to seek out one of our bachelors.)

We have asked the EFA for a statement. They do not wish to comment on the legitimacy of any rumours.

Idés Chapmann – professor at day – terrorist at night?

Professor Idés Chapmann, the nation’s new favourite alleged part-time criminal, devotes his days to the study of zeals in the laboratories of IUC. An esteemed university professor? – you ask. Should someone working at IUC be a member of the EFA? Our beloved and infamous unfairly labelled “terrorist” group? Well, dear reader, is it a party without the classic song: “You tinker with my heart / like you tinker with your zeals / Blow it up in part / with the governmental wheels”?

Besides, this alleged member does make a fine addition to our group of bachelors.
We wanted to get a comment from the professor himself, but were greeted by an empty lab. Luckily we ran into someone who claimed to know this week’s bachelor. “Sex-appeal?” Our source – who prefers to remain anonymous replied when we presented her with the allegations and the accompanying sex-appeal, “I’m not sure it’s a word I would use to describe professor Chapmann.” Well, we here at EFA.ExitingFucksAwait.the-official-unofficial-fan-site.Ilomar.com dissagree! And we told her so, asking if she could at least confirm that he was an eligible bachelor. After the disappointing news of last week in regards to Dominic Windsor, we are happy to announce that Idés Chapmann does not seem seriously committed at the time of writing. Who knows how quickly that will change?

That concludes this week’s portrait of the eligible bachelors of the EFA!

(DISCLAIMER: We are NOT responsible in any legal sense for any harm that might befall you, if you decide to seek out one of our bachelors.)